Taraf Mire Ampool Bezane...Parastare MigeLotfan Shalvaretoon Ro Dar Biarid...
Taraf Mige : Valla Man Khejalat Mikesham Aval Shoma Dar Biarid.
Be Taraf Ye Mashine Engilisi Midan Ke Farmoonesh Samte Raste...
Azash Miporsan Chetore?!
Mige Valla Bad Nist Faghat Nemidoonam
Chera Har Bar TOF Mikonam Miofte Roo Khanooomam !
Namaz Khoondane MOTADA (Sooreye Tohid) :
Beshmellahe Lahmane Lahim
Ghoflo Dad Be Ahad...Ahad Dad Be Shamad
Lam Dad Invar...Lam Dad Oonvar
Velam Kon Baba Kofresh Daroomad Ahad!!!
Taraf Zan Migire Shabe Aroosi Mifahme Khanoomesh Israeilie...
Roo TOSHAK Hazer Nemishe !!
Qazvinie Bachash Ro Mibare Madrese Mige :
In Bacharo Tarbiat Konid...!!
Rooye Bokhari Axe KAN Keshide Ham Damo Dastgahe Man Sookht ,
Ham Daste Daeish, Ham Zaboone Baba Bozorgesh...
2khtar Rashie Be Mamanesh Mige:
Maman In Alangooharo Baba Barat Kharide?
Mamane Mige : Azizam Man Age Be Omide Babat Boodam Alan To Ro Ham Nadashtam!
Emsal jenifer lophez bimeye konesho tamdid nakard
chon tazeh fahmideh ke kasi ke az aghab mizaneh moghasere
Akhbar diruz;beyek zane rashti ke dar park midavid tajavoz shod!!
Akhbar emruz:hezaran zane rashti emrooz dar park davidand
ba30jiye mire darookhaneh mige agha sharbate shahadat darin??
mige na ghadimi shodeh; shiafe vellayat darim
pirezan be ye taxi mige: "namaze jome", Ranande mige vally madar emruz ke 3shanbas!!!?
pirezan mige eva khak be sarom didi haji dishab golom zad
ye torke mireh doctor migeh agai doctor man ra hichkas tahvil nemigere
goft nafar baedi
2ta tork dar safar be GHOTB ba ek eskimo: agha inja zane siah darin? bale
zane sefid chetor? bale
zane siah o sefid chetor? na
asghari nagoftam ooni ke kardim panguan bud
gorge mireh dar khoneye Shangolo Mangol darmizane mige:
va konid madaretonam, yaro miad biron mige : madar jendeh to gaeeidi maro az inja raftan
torke mireh to khiaboon mibineh neveshtan: SIV HAMAN SIB AST ,
mige doroogh migan pedar saga, khodam khordam saboon bud
bar asar ahadis ahle tasanon va tashayo;
dashtan 3 chiz dar shabe avale zafaf jayez nist
1-sabr ayyob 2- kose mahjob 3- kire ma'yoob
khanoome raft pishe doctor goft :
nemidonam chera hamele nemisham ?
doctor goft chand vaghte ezdevaj kardi?
goft 3 rooze,!! doctor goft khanoom in kose ha macrofer nist
Khanandeh dashte to arusi mikhondeh:
salam be khanomaye ba class lass lass .
hame migan va che bitarbiate ,
mige be bakhshid eshkal az ecos cos cos
Tork ye zang mizaneh felestin mibineh eshghaleh
9 doroghe pesara :
1. Doset daram 2.Migiramet 3.To fabriki 4. Sex faghat ba to
5. nemikhad suck bezani 6.Arom mikonamet 7. Dard nadareh
8. Kandom mizaram 9.Akharin bareh
Ghazviniye koneshoo mikharondeh , Kiresh rast mishe mige : Bekhab baba khodiye
Age kir be ghand tabdil beshe:
saresh = kaleghand , kire bache = habe ghand , abesh = ab ghand , short = ghandoon
Rashtiye zanesho to filme super mibineh, behesh mige shans ovordi ke film bood
doost mesle shorte bahash rahati , doste khob mesle condome ,
az khatar nejatet mideh va doste khili khob mesle viagraste ,
ghabl az inke zamin bokhori bolandet mikoneh
Age chanta 2khtare khoshgel roo ye mile beshinan beheshon chi migan ::
YE SIKH JIGAR
Bachehe az babash miporse :
Baba vaghti shoma raftin mahe asal man koja bodam?
babash goft raftane ba man boodi bargashtan ba mamanet
rashtiye mireh khoneh cheragho roshan mikoneh mibineh yeki ro zanesh khabideh,
cheragho khamosh mikoneh mige javabe ablahan khamoshis
Ye mashin dorogh sanjo emtehan mikardan,
esfehaniye mige: ma adama velkharj TAGH ,
rashtiye mige ma ba ghirat TAGH ,
torke mige man fekr TAGH.
ye torke doshte mosabegheye asbdavani negah mikarde ye lahze mire to fekr ba khodesh mige :
ay dele ghafel kashki tahsilatamo edame midadam
zendegi 3bar behet doroogh mige:
1-vaghti be donyat miare
2-vaghti asheghet mikone
3-vaghti zendegito azat migire ta behet bege hamash khabi boodo bas
Midoni SEX baraye pire mardha mesle chiye ?
Mesle ineke ba tanab(be jaye choob) biliard bazi koni
Torke to atish soozi hame jash misoozeh ella konesh migan chera :
mige valla mano 30 sale pish ye seyed kard
longest is mother's love ,
shortest is other's love ,
sweetest is lover's love but strangest is friend's love ,
thanks 4 being my friend
SHOARE ROZE JAHANEYE AIDS:
AGAR DARI TO AGHLO DANESHO HOOSH ,
BEKHAR KANDOM BEKESH ROOSHO BOKON TOOSH
Farghe beyne Tars , Esteres va Vahshat midoni cheye ??
vaghti mitarsi ke dost dokhtaret hamelas ,
vaghti essteres dari ke zanet hamelas ,
vaghti vahshat dari ke jofteshon hamelan
Torke be zanesh mige , Khanoom jan 5 shanbeh be 5 shanbeh direh ,
bokonimesh 2 shanbeh be 2 shanbeh
Be torke migan mojeze kon mige : GH
Ahay jendeye kaseb, ahay harzeye fased ,
ahay vasle be pashmaye koset pashmaye ghasem ,
ahay kooni bad bo ,ahay koskeshe yaboo ,
bia pare konam kooneto ba dasteye jaroo.
Rashteye 20 Sal zanesho ba khiar mikardeh akhar zanesh mifahme ,
mige : MARD KHEJALAT NEMIKESHI? mared mige:
KHANOOM JAN TO BAYAD KHEJALAT BEKESHI KE BA KHIAR 4 SHEKAM ZAEIDI
Torke Jende boland mikoneh, Komite migiratesh , miporse :
sighas ya aghdiye ? Torke mige : JENDAS , NAGHDIYE
Be kooh nega mikonam to ro mibinam ,
be darya niga mikonam to ro mibinam ,
be khorshid nega mikonam to ro mibinam,
bebin mishe beri kenar
Woman: kheyli bozorge ,
Man : adat mikoni ,
W: az posht dard migireh!
M : ja baz mikoneh !
W: ne mikhamm!
M : bozorge !?
W : are !
M : begam ye kafshe digeh biareh
Torke saat miporse , yaro mige : 3 ,
Torke mige baba inam maro gaidan, harki ye chizi migeh
4 mojezeye ZANA :
bedoone alaf khordan shir midan ,
bedoone hamam raftan sir mishan ,
bedone inke zakhmi beshan khon rizi mikonan ,
goshte bedooneh ostokhono sikh mikonan
be morge migan chera dige tokhm nemizari?
mige : AZ DASTE JENDEHAYE TELAVANGT
Kilo metre 2 jadeye rasht : AZ GHEYRATE KHOD BEKAHID
emam jomeye zanjan :
AZIZAN MORABAE ESLAM 3 ZEL DARAD ,
EDALAT VA HAMBASTEGI
3 nafar miran zanashoono bimeh mikonan ,
TEHRANIYE bimeye omr mikoneh ,
GHAZVINIYE bimeye badaneh mikoneh ,
RASHTIYE bimeye shakhse sales
Rashtiye mireh Qom sohani baz mikoneh ,
esmesho mizareh sohane Haj hossein va Pedaran
Torkeh to arusi dashte mikhondeh :
mikham ke ba boose gole labato par par konam, yeho komiteh mirizeh to torkeh mige :
Golaye par par shomaro nesare rahbar konam
Az ye torke miporsan koja miri ? mige jaei nemiram daram bar migardam
yaru mireh pishe akhondeh mige agha gosle JENAYAT chetoriyeh!!?
akhondeh mige JENABATE na JENAYAT, yaru mige : on tori ke man kardam jenayat bood
Rashtiyeh tehran short mifrokhteh karesh migireh zang mizanehmige :
khanom jan nemidoni enja ba short chi kar kardam!!?
zane mige owo ! to nemidoni man inja bishort chikar kardam
zane period: jade laghzande ast
zane jendeh : oboure kamiyon azad
zane hameleh : ehtemale soghote bahman
zane rashti : azadrah
zane 50 sale : jadeh dar daste tamir
ellate inke america pishraft mikoneh vali iran na midoni chie!!?
americaee kiresh be kose, fekresh be kar vali irani kiresh be kareh va fekresh be kose
Torke mireh be dostesh bege mamanet mordeh,
mige :Gazanfar midooni marg shotorie ke dare khoneyeh hame mikhabeh?...
taraf migeh are... torke mige hala ro nanat khabideh
Be goosfandeh migan che joori mirini!!? mige be sabke gorohe ARYAN !
migan yani chejoori? mige : doone doone doone
doset daram na be khatere shahamatet na bekhatere hesadatet na be khatereh hemaghatet
na bekhatereh jesaratet faghat be khatere vojode kesafatet
Tablighe mobile Pantech: goushi ro bardar BABAEI ,
MAMANI ba ye AGHAYE, mire ye JAHAEI ,
ajab SEDAYE AYO VAYI , toro khoda bardar BABAEI
What irainan boys wants in sex :
khordane labe dorosht ,
gereftaneh sineh ba mosht ,
malidane kose ba angosht ,
kardane kos az posht.
hakimi ra porsidand: ey sheikh ,
kuni chekasi ra goyand?
farmud: ankas ke SMS ra bishazen ajib daryaft konad bekhanad ,
hal konad ama kunash pareh shavad ta javabi bedahad
migan ghazvinia harkodomeshon ye kolexion moo daran.
har kaso ke mikonan ye tare moosho mikhanan. daram negaran misham,
saret kheily kam-moo shodeh
Khalvat tarin zaman dar ghazvin: Aghaze bardasht mahsol berenj dar rasht!
be yaru migan vahede kamtar az mesghal chiyeh? mige chos mesghal!
3 chiz adamo sharmandeh mikoneh :
dashtane doost dokhtare ghorazeh! guzidan heine khamyazeh ! nadashtane SMS tazeh!
Be torke migan mamaneto bishtar dost dari ya babato ? mige mamaneto!
Ye zarbolmasal ghadimi mige: Age khoda be dokhtara etemad dasht ,
oonaro polom shodeh nemiafarid
Ezraaeil: oomadam bokoshamet , shenasnamat kojast batelesh konam?
ghazvini : zire farshe delesho dari baresh dar
ghazvini mireh darokhaneh mige : agha 99 ta kandom bedeh!
yaru mige agha chera 100 ta nemigiri? mige : age konet mikhareh 100 ta bedeh
ye Khabare mohem: Hach zanboor asal belakhareh mamanesho to ORKUT.COM peyda kard
Khabare fori : khabar gozari QNN lahazati pish elam kard:
setade eghameye namaz qhazvin jahate hemayat az namaz gozaran,
sajadeh ba ayneye baghal tolid kard
Ghazviniye mireh khoneye ye milioner 200 million naghd midozdeh,
bad zang mizaneh mige Bacharo biarid poolaro bebarid
Bacheye torke daneshgah ghaboll mishe , babash mige age be darset latme nemizaneh BORO
Rashtiye ketab mineviseh safheye avalesh ro minevise:
TAGHDIM BE PEDARAM KE SAMIMI TARIN DOSTE BABAM BOOD
Khanoome be foroshandeye darokhaneh mige candom XL darid?
foroshandeh : baleh mikhayed ? khanome: na montazere kharidaresh mimonam
Rashtiye , be dostesh mige : che bacheye khosh geli dari?
mige hala ye bar to omret bara ma ye kari kardia
be torke migan nemikhaye adam beshi? mige az en gherti bazi ha khosham nemiyad
Loreh Pizza mikhoreh medash tajob mikoneh
Torke zane esrayili migireh , shab jav migiratesh ro toshak hazer nemisheh
Ghazvini konesho to ayene mibineh mige :
Salha Del Talabe Jame Jam Az Ma Mikard Anche Khod Dasht Zbigane Tamana Mikard
be torke migan zaneto cheghadr mehr kardi? goft mehr ke namzad boodim valy aban ooffffff
midoony chera sedaye mardom be goosh masoolin nemireseh?
chon masoolin ghooshashono divert kardan roo tokhmashoon
Torke mireh vam begireh , zamen nadashte monfajer mishe
jendeh in Other languages
italiano:mide raberrra
Russian: midof ba tof
Indian: midahe Kosahe
German : mideh ba akhtof
French: midghons kosons
torke nanasho mikoshe mireh marhaleye badi, madar zanesho mikoshe GAME OVER misheh
midoony farghe monshiye khoob ba kheyli khoob cheye?
monsheye khob mige salam sobh bekheyr vali monsheye behtar mige azizam pasho sobh shodeh
Ghazvini ro ba ye gooni short migiran,migan ina chiye? mige ina daftare khateratame
ye rooz ye khanoom rashti pasho mindazeh roo oon yeki pash,
in pash be oon pash mige : che ajab ma shomaro didim
mikhe miyofte to ab zang mizaneh dar mireh
yaro 2 ta tork mibineh daran mizanan to tokhmaye ham,
azashon miporseh dardeton nemiyad, migan na pootin imeni pamoneh
Age gofti khoshbakht tarin mojoude donya kie????????????????????????????
Samavareh , dastasho mizane be kamaresh, hame az kiresh ba lezat mikhoran
be torke 2000 tomani midan mireh bank posht nevisi mikoneh
Hey !...........»I LOVE YOU«....To ro nemigam, zoughzade nasho
Send 2 allesh kon ta berese be daste sahebesh
One, two, I Love You!
three, four, Love Me More!
five, six, Give Me Kiss!
seven, eight, Don't Be Late!
nine, ten, Hug Me Then
donya 3 rokn dare :
1)aslan ashegh nasho.
2)age ashegh shodi vase mashooghet bemir.
3)age mordi khak bar sare bijanbat konan.
gofti "ey yaar" goftam "zahre maar" , gofti "ey noor" goftam "mordeshoor",
gofti "az ghame doorie to bimaaram" goftam "be man che, mage man parastaaram .
omidvaram dar sale jadid pelehhay taraghi ra yaki yaki tey bekeshi
eshgh chon parvane dar dast tost ,
agar sost begiri farar khahad kard va agar seft begiri leh khahad shod va az beyn miravad
age mikhay ghalbe mehraboonet azam begiri begir...
age mikhay dastaye garmeto azam begiri begir...
age mikhay neghahe nazeto azam begiri begir...
age mikhay eshgheto azam begiri begir...
Vali torokhoda guitare aghaye shamaeyzadaro azash nagir
Be salamati divar chon har mard o namardi behesh tekiye mikone
Be salamatiye kalagh na be khater siyahish baraye 1 rangish
Be salamtiye kerm khaki na be khater kerm boodanesh be khater khaki boodanesh
Be salamtiye gav chon goft ma nagoft man
Va be salamtiye man va to ke doost dashtan yademoon narafte
Az torke miporsan: gheble kodoom tarafe?
Mige:koja behet address dadan?!
A star have 5 ends,a squre have 4 ends , a triangle have 3 ends
E line have 2 ends , a life have 1 end.
But I hope our friendship will be like circle that have no ends
Ghazvinye be jenifer lopez mige:
Dokhtaram heif in koon nist ke namaz nemikhooni?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reis bimarestan az doctor torkesh miporse :amal chetor bood?
Doctore javab mide:mage baraye kalbodshekafi nayavarde boodid???
Bi to mahtab shabi baz az an kooche gozashtam
Fekr nakon yad too boodam kar nadashtam vel migashtam
Avail: to kif dokhtaram hashish peyda kardam, fekr nemikardam hashishi bashe
Dovomo: to kif dokhtaram kandom peyda kardam , fekr nemikardam kir dashte bashe!!!!!
anvae zede hal:
1--rooze konkour khab bemouni!!
2- sarbazi beyofti labe marz
3- vaghti dari ba yeki ashna mishi (chat) va kar be shomare mirese karetet tamoum she
4- zede hal yani ba 9/75 oftadan
5-vaghti too mashin dari efe miyay khamosh koni.
6-zede hal yani vaghty ba doost dokhtare dovomet miri biroon
doost doktare avaleto bebini ba doost pesare dovomesh resturane
7-amrica ghabool nakone ke energie hastei haghe mosalame masht
be donbale kasy nabash ke betony bahash zendegy kony.
be donbale kasy bash ke natony bedone on zendegy kony. :rolleye:
be torke migan amrica dare hamle mikone mige vaaaaayyy ki jolo arnoldo migirie.......
ye zang bezan mobile man gom shode, ghaat nakoni ta man peydash konam.Mer30
shebahate pesare mojarad ba lebase too mashin lebas shooei chiye?
har 2tashoon too kafand!
midooni chera vaghti dokhtara az khab pa mishan cheshmashoona mimalan?
chon ke dokhtara t o k h m nadaran
salam azizam,halet khoobe!omidvaram harfaye indafamo kamelan jedi begiri,
rastesh nemidoonam az koja shoroo konam.
az oon avalin bari ke behet salam kardamo
az hamoon lahze ehsasamo azat ghayem kardam,
azoon lahzehayi ke ehsas mikardam ba tamame vooojoodam
hormo garmaye vojoodeto roo tamame tanam ehsas mikonamo
vali joratesho nadashtam bet begam,
ya azoon lahzeyi ke cheshamo dookhte boodam be idit
ta tooye khialatam cheragheto roshan konamo bet begam,
bet begam oon harfio ke kheyly vaghte 2 delame,
bet begam oon boghzio ke kheyly vaghte galoomo por karde,
vali hala mikham delamo bezanam be darya ,
mikham dad bezanam ta khoda ham beshnave,
azizam bavarkon ino ba tamame vojood va az amaghe taham bet migam>
ta hala hichkio 2zendegim be inshedat sare kar nazasht e boodam
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T ... V W X Y Z
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Midoni Jaye U Kojast? To Ghalb man
be torke migan ajab mamlekate khartookhari darim ,
mige : " are baba , man 3 bar raftam sarbazi kasi nafahmid
Ghanoon 144 niyoton:
hargah jesmi bar khalafe jazebeye zamin az roye zamin boland shod,
shalvareto bekesh bala va bodo!
ghanon 11nyioton:
har vaght dastet bere laye dar sorat sout az sorat noor bishtar mishe
vaghty dari fekr mikoni ke man daram fekr mikonam
keto dary fekr mikoni keman be chi fekr mikonam
delam mikhad ke fekr koni ke man beto fekr mikonam
cheshat mese darya mimone pas bezar jorabamo tosh beshoram
mikham bokhoramet na bekhatere inke banamaki na be khatere inke shirini
na be khatere akhlaghet.... vase inke to zendegim ye gohi khorde basham
namaz khoondane motada: beshme rahim,
ghoflo dad be ahad,ahad dad be samad,
lam dad invar,ham dad onvar, vel kon baba kofresh daroomad
jashnvareye filme rasht :
1-ta hala babato didi?
2- do pedar zire yek saghf
3- man hasan 15 pedar daram
4- dishab mamanet khunamoon bud ayda!
salha bud ke tu ra mikardam hame shab ta be sahargah doa
yad dari ke be man midadi darse azadegiyo mehro vafa
hame kardandchera man nakonam vasfe roye zibaye to ra?
ta tah daste foru khaham kard khnajar khod be gelugah
raniye jadid khordi?
shir ba khordehaye pestoon!!!!!!!
akharin dokme korset ke be dandan va shod/ ya ali goftimo eshgh aghaz shod
midoni farghe to ba gav chie? ... narahat nasho baba shokhi kardam. farghi nadarid
yaro to tovalet bode bachash zang mizane mige kojaee ?
yaro mige ye jaee.bachash mige maman goft nohar nadarim harja hasty hamonja ye chizy bokhor
emroz roze hemayat az bimarane govareshie : GOZO ROZET MOBARAK
shahabstar04-14-2006, 04:04 PM
zemestan 2bare miayad bahar 2bare tekrar mishavad amma to hich vaght tekrar nemishavii
chon khoda 1 eshtebaho 2 bar tekrar nemikone
hich vagt shabe jomeee doa nakon
chon ingad paa ro asemon hast ke dasteye to dide nemishe
test your mind :
I+opposite of w +initial of ice+ twice the letter b 4 t +3/4 of x +(1-1) +topless0
if u understand let me know
Answer: I Miss You
1 rooz 1 khareji mire zoorkhoone
mibine taraf dare shena mire
mige: sorry sir but i think that she hade gone
Marg az Zendegi Porsid :
An Chist Ke Baes Mishavad To Shirin Va Man Talkh Jelveh Konam ?
Zendegi Labkhandi Zado Goft : DorooghHaei Ke Dar Man Nahofte Hast,
Va Haghighati Ke to Dar Vojoodat.dari
hich vagt shabe jomeee doa nakon
chon ingad paa ro asemon hast ke dasteye to dide nemishe
midooni farghe to ba ezrayil baram chiye ????
age man ezrayilo bebinam mimiram, vali age toro nabinam mimiram
Torke az Lore miporse chand salete? Lore:227sal.
Torke:yani chi mage mishe? Lore: mage nagoftan az in be bad raghame aval tekrar mishe?
Torke:khare in male Tehrane na shahresta
zarbolmasal haye gazvivi:
1: ba ye ko.. bahar nemishe
2:har ko..i ye boyii dare
3:ko..e nagd beh az ko..e nesie
4:ko.. dade az k.. siaho sefid mitarsad
5:ba ko.. ko.. goftan kamare adam khali nemishe
6:ko.. dade ra tadbir nist
7:hich ko..i nemige man gohiam
8:ko.. baraye dadane,, ridan bahonaaast
yerooz ye turke lenz mizare mire jangal hame negash mikonan mige
chie mage tahala ahoo nadidid? Get it?
be yeki migan nazaret dar mored enerjiye haste'ee chiye?
mige mesle zane dovom mimune....
hagh mosalame mast vali ejaze ye dast yabi ro be ma nemidan!!!!!!!
Agar khastare mohajerat be USA hastid ta 30 May sale 2006 ba ma tamas begirid
Heiate ghazhaye vahshiye mohajer
be torke migan boro ba arre barghi 1000 ta derakht bekan mire 996 ta mikane khaste
mishe migan chera neshasty roshanesh kon 4 ta dige ham bekan mige mage roshanam mishe
donya 3 rokn dare :
1)aslan ashegh nasho.
2)age ashegh shodi vase mashooghet bemir.
3)age mordi khak bar sare bijanbat konan
Baba kojai?Nisti?Turisti?Amperyalisti?Komonisti?Fashisti?
Demokratisti?Khodayi nakarde mariz ke nisti?Rasti,to khodet nomreye BISTI 20ti..!!!
bahar dobare miyad,
zemestan ham dobare miyad
ama kasi mesle to hich vaght be donya nemiyad
chon khoda ye eshtebaho 2bar tekrar nemikone
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Akharin Sher az Maryam Heydarzadeh
ye ruz ye lore tu khab dava mikone..shabe bad ba bache mahalash mikhabe
Be khoda migam chera aval marda ro khalgh kardi bad zana ro khalgh kardi?
Mige shoma ham mikhahid Chizi benevisid aval chek nevis mikonid bad pak nevis
Nagoo .. Nagoo
Bare geraan budimo raftim
Nagoo .. Nagoo
Namehrabaan budimo raftim
Nagoo,
inhaa dalile mohkami nist
begoo baa digaraan budimo raftim
mashadie zanesh o bimeye omr mikone,
ghazviniye bimeye badane,
rashtiye bimeye shakhse sales!
Khare zir abroosho bar midare mige man AHOOAM!
ta hala shode
yeki to ro
to yeki ro
yeki yeki ro
dota yeki ro
yeki do taro
mesle alan ke man to ro
sare kar mizaram sare kar bezare
midooni ghazvin chetor sham midan!!! .....
sandali mizaran vali sofraro rooie zamin pahn mikonand
Khodaya
Be man rafighi bedeh ke ba man geryeh konad
dosti ke ba man bekhandad ra khodam peyda khaaham kard
Age khubi badi az ma didi, halal kon man farda bayad beram bimarestan
baraye jarahie dariche ghalb. Akhe mikham ye dariche bezaram ke faghat beroye to baz she
ye kare khoob barat payda kardam to sherkate tabarok
ke beri dare har khooneh 1 rob beheshoon bedi
Ye Zane Hamele Bood Too Shikamesh 2 Gholooohash Dashtan Baham Bazi Mikardan
Ye Dafe Yekishoon Dad Mizane Boro Kenar BABA Oomad
Ey azizam ey munesam ey ghashangam ey zibatarin ey khoshmaze
ey heikal ey azole ey andam ey borje milad.
khob behtare ke dige shortamo bala bekesham hava sarde
Baba kojai?Nisti?Turisti?Amperyalisti?Comonisti?Fashisti?Democratisti?
Khodayi nakarde mariz ke nisti?Rasti,to khode nomreye BISTI!
Boro paiin.
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Bazam paiin tar
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hala ke ta paiin miri ashghalaro ham bezar dame dar!!!
ok
ovk
vak
oak
oak
voak
voak
uovouak
uovoukovak
kovak kovak
kovak kovak
دیدی بالاخره زبونه اردک هارم یاد گرفتی
khoda korda ro mibare jahannam, fardash mibine hishki 2 jahannam nist.
mire 2 behesht , mibine korde hama ro ghachaghi borde oonja
Be tork'e migan ba Swiss jomle besaz,
mige mesle inke to dari az tork boodan'e man Swiss'tifade mikon'ia
be rashtie migan khunatun mard salarie ia zan salari?
mige hich kodum " MARDOM SALARIE" !!!
age delet kotak mikhad be nokate zir tavajoh kon....
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DIDI DELET KOTAK MIKHAD
valedimer education
under function
companion nationality
members.
abrevition earillain
silver
akhe mage majboori har dari vari ke vasat miyad ta tah bekhooni?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ye torke mire amrica mcdonald ghaza bokhore
be pish khedmat mige I would like sandwich
pish khedmat mige 'to go' yani mibarin
torke mige pedarsag to noon
ye torke dasht az kenare khiaboon rad mishod
mibine ye robahe onja oftade morde.
mige shans avordam morde vaella goolam mizad
Age gofti shahre ghazvin kei khali az sakane mishe?
mogheye shalikari to shomal
ye bar ye torke tasadof karde boode
azash miporsan chy shod ke tasadof kardi ?
mige valla ma dashtym too otooban miraftym ...
ye kamiyoone ham dasht miraf ..
NAGOO DASHT MIUMAD
be torke migan ke chera bayad har chizi ro 2 bar behetoon goft?
mige:ha?
bad dobare behesh migan ke chera bayad har chizi ro 2 bar be shoma torka began ?
mige:aha
ye torke mohem mishe
ziresh khat mikeshan
too emtahanam miad
bache mosbate mire az lore miporse !
kheili ozr mikham .. sharmande .. rom be divar ...
esmetoon chiyeh aya ?
lore shaki mishe mige in joor ke to porsidi
esmam ane
ya bar ye joke miterke
200 ta tork az toosh mirize biroon...!
ye rooz sobh ke esfehooniye ba zanesh az khab boland mishe
bar migarde be zanesh mige khanoom shoma boro 2 ta tokhme morgh bendaz
ta manam beram poshte boom bebinam in anten cheshe
mire bala haminjoor ke ba anten mashghoool boode
yeho pash liz mikhore az poshte boom miyofte paiin
hamintor ke dashte miyoftade paiin
az joloye panjereye ashpazkhoone ke rad mishode
dad mizane YEKI BENDAZ YEKI BENDAZ
FARSE MIRE KHOONEYE KHODA
OONJA MIYAD TOBE KONE
MIRE PARDEYE KABARO MIGIRE
MIGE KHODAYA MANO BEBAKHSH
MAN DIGE BARAYE TORKA JOK NEMISAZAM
DIGE HICHCHI POSHTE SARESHOON NEMIGAM
DAR HAMIN HEIN YE TORKE MIYAD
AZ TEHROONIYE MIPORSE
AGHA MIBAKHSHID GHEBLE KODOOMVARE?
torke mire wc daro baz mizare
azash miporsan chera daro baz mizari
mige eeee zerangi mikhay man daro bebandam
to az sorakh dar mano bebini
midooni tanha torki ke az kalash estefade mikone kiye ?
ali daee
ye torke miporse agha saat chande
mige 3:00 migee ah az sob ta hala az
harki porsidam ye chizi javab dade!!!!!!!
torke mire joloye aeene mige
khodaya man in mardaro koja didam
bad az 1 saat fekr karadam mige
ahan in hamonie ke harvaght miram
salmoni mibinamesh
torke mire masjed majlese khatm
majles ke tamoom mishe
miad biroon mibine kafshash nist
saresho mikaroone mige eladah man key raftam
ye bar beye morghe migan chera tokhm nemizari
mige akhe hanooz aghdim
ye roz ye torke mire dare yakhchalo baz mikone
mibine jele dare milarze mige
natars ba to kari nadaram panir mikham bardaram
ye rooz torke mashinesh gir mikone to barfa
zanjir nadashte sine mizane
torke dashte mahi tamiz mikarde
yedafe mahi tekoon mikhore
kalleye mahi ro migire mikone to ab
mige khafesho bemir pedarsag
dastamo mindazam dore kamaret
labamo mizaram ro labet
az osareye vajodet minosham........
I LOVE NOSHABE
be ye torke migan baraie chi daruhata be moghee nemikhori
mige mikham mikrob ha ra ghafel gir konam !!
torke mire bam vase emdad resooni.
behesh migan gham angiztarin sahnei ke didi chi boode ?
mige dashtam ye jenazaro dafn mikardam
gerye mikard migoft amoo khak nariz!
be ye nafar migan ba ash jomle besaz
mige mohamadiyash salavat
Ye Baar Torke Daashte Too Aroosi Mikhoonde:
Mikhaam Ke Baa Boose Gole Labaato Par Par Konam....
Bad Dorost Hamoon Moghe Komite Mirize Begiratesh
Taraf Edame Mide:
on Golaaye Par Pareto Nesaare Rahbar Konam
ye rooz too kavir loot ye torkaro zire lahaf peida mikonan
azash miporsan : shoma torkin?...
torke mige : yani az zire lahafam maloome?....
be ye torke migan nazaret raje be ezdevaj chie? ...
mige benazare man ezdevaj bayad famili bashe ...
migan chera? ...
mige chon tamame khanevadeye ma ezdevaj famili kardan ,
masalan daeim zan dayimo gerfte
amoom zan amomo gerefte va ......
ye roz 3 ta morgh dashtan ba ham dardo del mikadan
yakishon mige man to kif dokhtaram roj lab payda kardam,
on yaki mige in ke chizi nist man to kife dokhtaram name payda kardam,
morgh sevomi mige hame ina khobe man to kife dokhtaram tokhme morgh peyda kardam
torke ye nafaro mibare pezeshke ghanooni
mige age momkene javaze dafne ino sader konin.
migan chi shode ke morde?
torke mige:sam khorde.
migan pas chera saro sooratesh khoonie?
torke mige:akhe nemikhord
torke ye 206 mikhare mire mosafer keshi 4 ta mosafer savar mikone .
soratesh ziyad mishe avali mige agha kheyli tond miry .
torke mige ta hala 206 dashti?.
mosafer mige na torke mige pas khafe sho.
be dovomi va sevomi ham hamino mige.
soratesh moratab ziyad mishe .
nafare bad mige agha dige kheyli tond miry,
torke mige tahala 206 dashti?
mige are torke mige pas begoo tormozesh kojast
be torke migan shoma narahat nenishin
inghadr joke be shoma mibandan ,
torke mige ey baba inha bara shoma jokee
bara ma hame tak tak khaterast.
torke ye khar dashte mire befrooshatesh
too rah khabesh mibare, bidar mishe
mibine khare dare pool mishmore
torke pitza mikhore shab barbari miad too khabesh
mige ahay bivafa dige doostam nadari
torke ba zanesh davash shode boode ba ham harf nemizadan ,
shab ke miad bekhabe mibine zanesh 1 yaddasht gozashte ,
neveshte mano saat 6 bidar kon.
farda sobh zane saat 10 az khab pa mishe.
mibine torke 1 yaddasht gozashte , pasho sate 6 e
ye rooz ye foleks o zantia hamdigaro mibinan
zantiae mige cheshayemano che khoshgele
cheshayeto chera oonjorie folekse mige
age motore toam mikardan to koonet injoori mishodi
Torke to zemeston ye asb mibine ke az damaghesh bokhar miomade
mire jelo nega mikone mige " jalal khalegh ,
asbe bokhar ke migan hamine
be torke migan @ ro bekhoon mige :ey doret begardam
torke shab mire to pashe band mikhabe.ama ta sobh nemikhabe.chera?
choon ta sobh dashte be pasheha bilakh midadae
1- ye rooz ye torke mizane be saresh saresh mishkane
2- ye rooz ye torke az khab mipare dastesh mishkane
3- ye rooz ye torke khodesho mizane be oon rah , gom mishe
4- ye rooz ye torke mikhore zamin , hava mire , nemidooni ta koja mire
5- ye rooz ye torke mikhore be shishe mige : ajab havaye sefti
Yad Dari Ke To Ra Mikardam?!..........Hame Shab Ta Be Sahar Gah 2A ?!
Yad Dari Ke Be Man Midadi?!...........Darse Eshgho Honaro Sedgho Safa?!
Har Shab Az Bahre To Rast Mikardam..........Daste Hajat Be Dargahe Khoda!!
Dastmali Bede Ta Pak Konam..........AragheKhastegi Az Roooye Shoma!!
(Payame SMS : Monharefane Fekr Nakonid )
Be Ye Faheshe Migan Doost Dari Pesaret Chi Kare Beshe?!
Mige : Foootballist...!!
Migan Chera?!
Mige : Chon Age To0opo Goal Nakone 100,000 Nafar Migan Nanato..............!!
Marde Too Ye Koocheye Khalvat Be Ye 2khtare Khoshgel Mige :
Doost Dari Bebooooooosamet?!
2khtare Mige : NAKHEYR !!
Marde Mige : Vase khodet Goftam Man Ke ZAN Daram....!!
2Khtare Arooosi Mikone....
Hamoon Shabe Avale Aroosi Farar Mikone Miad Khoone!!
Mamane Mige Eeeeeeeeee Chera Bargashti?!
Mige Maman Be Khoda Aroosi Film Boood In Yaroo Mikhad Mano ......!!
Tablighe Condome Tabarrok:
Madar : 2khtar Joon To Chera Hameleh Nemishi?!
2khtar : Nemidoonam Madar Joon.......Hamiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid?!
Shebahate Energie Hastei & Zane Dovom :
1. Har 2 Haghe Moassallame Mast !!
2. Har 2 Baraye Chand Sal Bad Lazeme !!
3. Har 2 Bayad Penhani Donbal Beshe !!
4. Har 2 Age LO Bere Miri Shoraye Amniat !!
Azizam To Fogholadei...
Hameye Karhato Be Behtarin Nahv Anjam Midi...
To Harf Nadari...
To Behtarini....
Smse Talghini Baraye Mongola!!
Vaghti Hasti,Nistam.....Vaghti Nisti,Hastam.....Vaghti Hastam,Nisti......
Vaghti Nistam Hasti......Ey Hameye Nist Shodeye Hastie Man,
Hastie Man Nist Mishavad Vaghti To Nisti.........
(Vase Os Kardane Yeki Mesle to Kheyli Hal Mide )
Ta Hala Ye Bache Meymoon Ro Az Poshte Ye Pelastik Didi?
Age Javabet Manfiye Ye Negahi Be Gavahi Namat Bokon...
Az Rashtie Miporsan Khooneye Shoma Mard Salarie Ya Zan Salari?!?!
Mige : Hich Kodoom....Mardom Salari…!!
ye rooz ye gozareshgar (ehtemalan zan) az benyamin miporse :
bebakhshid shoma che joori jagh mizanid,
benyaminam na mizare na bar midare mige:
cheshmamo roo ham mizaramo to ro be yadam miyaramo.........
Tavajoooh Tavajoooh => 3 Nafar 2 Donya Kheyli Hal Mikonan :
1) Oni Ke Be Eshghesh Mirese
2) Oni Ke Be Ersesh Mirese
3) Oni Ke Pme Man Be Dastesh Mirese
rooze sevvome ordibehesht afghan haro az iran biroon mikonand
khol bazi dar nayare bedoone khodafezi beri medone farghe too ba gav chiy?!.......
shokhi kardam baba narahat nashoo hich farghe nadarid bebakhshida smse dege sorry
migan aval khoda zamino afarid goft che ghashange ......
bad asemono afarid goft che ghashange.....
bad mard ro afarid goft che ghashange......
bad zano afarid goft eshkal nadare arayesh mikone ghashang mishe....
Eshgh nemiporse ke to ki hasti eshgh faghat mige to male mani
Eshgh nemiporse ke ahle kojaii Faghat mige too ghalbe man zendegi mikoni
Rashti Dictionary: *Changal..............Ghashog Tabestooni.
* Kafsh................Nafar Bar.
* Cheragh Khab.........Shahede Majera.
* Pak kon..............Malesh Bar Danesh.
* Bache Aval...........hedye Doostan.*
esfahania ro az 4 ta chiz mishe shenakht :
1 .hamashoon zirshalvarie abie rah rah daran
2 .har gholop nooshabe ke mikhoran be shishe niga mikonan bebinan ta kojash rafte
3. jelo dar vaimisan be ja inke began befarmayin too migan hala chera nimiain too ?
4.bastani livani ke mikhoran hatman daresho milisan
age gofti 1 noghte abi roo divar chie?
1moorche marde ke shalvar jin pooshide.
age gofti 1 noghte ghermez roo divar chie?
1 moorche zane ke matic malide dare mire sare gharar!
hala age gofti 1 noghte sabz roo divar chie?
niroo entezamie oomade jameshoon kone!!!
Roozi bood roozegari nadasht,
jangali bood ke derakht nadasht,
shekarchi bood ke tofang nadasht,
roozi in shekarchi ba tofangi ke feshang nadasht
too hamoon jangali ke derakht nadasht
zad ye gavaznio kosht ke shakh nadasht,
andakhtesh too kiseyi ke tah nadasht.
In sher shaeri dasht ke esm nadasht.
agarche in sher saro tah nadasht
arzeshe sare kar gozashtan shoma ro dasht
dastamo mindazam dore kamaret
labamo mizaram ro labet
az osareye vajodet minosham........
I LOVE NOSHABE
3 ta fereshteye mehraboon hastan .
yekishoon dare be parande ha ghaza mide .
2vomish dare be mardom komak mikone .
3vomish ke man kheyli kheyli doosesh daram
dare in pmaro mikhoone
yeki be khoda migeh 10000000 sal barat cheghadre ?
khoda mige 1 daghighe ,
miporse 10000000 dollar barat cheghadre ?
khoda migeh andazeye 1 peny ,
migeh pas khoda 1 peny be man bede ,
khoda migeh baasheh , faghat 1 daghighe sabr kon
baba 10met garm, 9karetim, 8tablakootim, 7tire babatim, 6she mashinetim,
5jere khoonatim, 4keretim, 3loolaye vojoodetim, 2roshkatim ,1kam maro daryab
midoni be 5 ta dokhtar ke roye ye mile neshestan chi migan ??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
migan ye sikh jigar!
midoonid oskoltarin khaanandeye irani kiye ????
farshid amin chon nemidooneh khoda shabo vase chi aafarideh.
midoni tafavot shahrdari ba seda va sima chiye ................
avali ashghal jam mikone dovomi ashghal pakhsh mikone...:!!
YARU dokhtaresho mibine ke dare be ye pesare lab mide,
kheyli narahat mishe be khodesh mige in emruz lab mide ,
farda ham mire sinama , pas farda ham labod mikhad sigar bekeshe
bokhor hamasho bokhor age baghie nemikhoran to bokhor
tokhmasham bokhor abesham bokhor akhe midoni to in fasl hendoone kam gir miad
khoda ro doost daram chon harfaye adamo send to all nemikone
khoda ro doost daram chon idish hamishe roshane
khoda ro doost daram chon hichkaso ignore nemikone
khoda ro dost daram chon KHODAST....
Olympice hozehaie elmieie ghom shoroo shod Mavared emtehani ?
1. partabe amame
2. paresh ba aba
3. do ba givehaie nok tiz (nalein)
4. paresh az menbar
5. shatranje do tarafe ba tasbih
age gofti arezooye bozorge ye panda chie?!?....in ke axe rangi begire
mmr : too in zamoone.... system geroone....
hame mikhan connect beshan, amma chegoone?...............
rafte mohabbat, hack shode adat, koja bf, koja gf, koja ye hamdam? .............
goli too donya, login nemishe, donya ro searchesh bokoni, peyda nemishe...
ghazvinie aroosi migire to kartesh minevise avardane bache elzamist!
salam***khili***doset***daram***ye***roz***miam***
donbalet***mirim***ye***jaye***dor***daste***hichki***
behemon***narese***ghorbanat***( ezraeel)***
rasme neveshtan ra ..... rasme khandan ra ......rasme yad gereftan ra .......
dar zendegi madyoone to hastam, tamame zendegiam va noore cheshmam toi,
tanha rahe nejatam az tarikeye cheshmanam toyi....
DOOOOOSTAT DARAM Eynake man
vaghty dari fekr mikoni ke man daram fekr mikonam keto dary fekr mikoni
keman be chi fekr mikonam delam mikhad ke fekr koni ke man beto fekr mikonam
farghe shohar kardan va sag negah dashtan chie?
javab:sag gand be farshet mizane mard be zendegit
ye rooz ye torke o rashtie o lore o ghazvinie o
bolghari o roose o amricaie o englisie o canadaie o
azire o almanie tasmim migiran toro sare kar bezaran
hala vay vay vayvayvayvay hala vay vay
ooni ke sooratamo navazesh mikone tooyi...
ooni ke shaba lopamo ghermez mikone toyi...
ooni ke sedash ta sob too gooshame toyi...
PASHE akhar mikoshamet!!!
If a man opens the car's door for his wife:
1-The car is new
2-The wife is new
3-She is not his wife
jashnvare filme rasht:
1.tahala babato didi?
2.do pedar zire yek saghf
3.bi namus ha
4.man hasan 15 pedar daram
5. dishab mamanet khune ma bood ayda
goft :mano bishtar dos dari ya donyaro goftam 2nyaro ghahr kardo raft
vali nemidonest ke hameye donyaye mane
har vaght tunesti barfo siyah koni,paye kalagho sefid koni,
atisho boos koni,tooye ab ye nafase amigh bekeshi,
oon moghe man mitoonam faramooshet konam!!!
be rashtiye sms mizanan zanet ba 1 mard too khoonast
javab mide sms tekrari nadid!!!!
Rashtiye ghors x mikhore mire mibine zanesh tanhast
Mige eyval ajab tavahomi
aval macham kon bad lokhtam kon badesh bekhabonam to takht
bad pahamo bede bala hala kohnamo avaz kon
vase ye torke sms mirese khoshhal mishe fek mikone joke
khoshhal mishe bazesh mikone zaye mishe doros mese alane to
eshghe vaghe'e messe ye oghyanoose , harche be omghe bishtari beri ,
aramesho bishtar ehsas mikoni
payane eshghe vaghe'e hargez gerye nakhahad bood ,
chon eshghe vaghe'e payani nakhahad dasht
az khoda miporsan jarian afarinesh torka chiye?
mige gel ba goh ghati kardim tork ha ra afaridim; migan lorha chetor
mige dige gel ghatish nakardim
torke kandome limooshirin mizare mige:
khanoom zood biya alan talkh mishe
kheili duset daram...ye rooz miyam donbalet...
baham mirim ye jaye door ke daste hishki behet narese.......ghorbanat ezraeel!
Doaye hengame talagh:
ya rab an delbare shirin ke sepordi be manash az bas ke nonor bood sepordam be nanash
ghazvivinye ye k o o n mizare posht vitrino etiket mizane 2000000 toman.
azash miporsan che khabare? mige: akhe male ye khanoom dokhtare;
faghat bahash migoozide.
be rashtiye migan nazeret rajebe period chiye?
mige: valla agar inam nabood ma hich vaght zane moono nemididm
Hosolomsororoftomchokorkonomsobokom............
in sms faghat baraye ghonche kardan labhaye shomast Va arzeshe digari nadarad
emrooz roze ersale SMS be mozakhraftarin doste donyast,
to ham mesle man in SMSo be mozakhraftarin dostet beferest.
JANBE DASHTE BASH BEKHODAM NAFEREST
dirooz montazeret boodam nayoomadi emrooz montazeram ta biyay
va age nayay farda cheshm berahet khaham bood
che sakhte yoboosat
Az ghazvinie miporsan chandroze zaneto nakardi? Mige 1 haftas
Migan mage periode? Mige na es hal dare
Ferdo30:
cho iran nabashad be tokhmam ke nist //// ravam jaye digar zamin ghaht nist
agar 1be1 kun be doshman dahim //// az an beh ke khod ra be koshtan dahim
saalha kos talbe kire khar az ma mikard //// aanche mikhast ze bikhaye tamanna mikard
dar arze 1 daghighe mishe kasi ro khord kard dar yek saat mishe kasi ro doost dasht
dar yek rooz mishe asheghe kasi shod vali... yek omr tool mikeshe ta kasi ro faramoosh koni
vaghti goldani shekast har kasi chizi goft ...heyf bood....ziba bood.....koochak bood.....
vali vaghti ghalbe man shekast chi? na kasi fahmid na chizi goft
az 2 chiz nemishe gozasht:
1.nooni ke az tanoor miyad biroon !
2.kooni ke az hamoom miyad biroon !
AZ HAMOOM OMADI ZANG BEZAN
Midooni Farghe badkonak ba zane hamele chie?!.....
Badkonako aval bad mikoni bad bazi mikoni ama zano aval bazi mikoni bad bad mishe
Mard : Zan bia bokhor khoshmazas!
Zan : dus nadaram,kasife!
M : bordam hamum,muhasho zadam khub shostamesh!
Z : dus nadaram lize!
M : bebin hame mikhoran,age khodesho nemkhori,bia abesho bokhor,moghaviye!
Z : akhe be che zabuni begam KALE PACHE dus nadaram
Bagoori:
shirfarhad raft be meidoon //// dast vazed be kone leiloon
leiloon khoshesh vauoomad //// abe kosesh dar oomad
bi hal vashod shirfarhad //// kiro be konesh nahad
leiloon jighesh daroomad //// khoon az koonesh vauomad
ghoft:kire be in doroshti //// kardi soorakhe poshti
Fargh fookoule koon ba kos //// jaye shasho jaye chos
"KHOOB BID" ? 50 toman vashe
hamishe delam toro mikhad,az inke kasi nigat kone divoone misham,
hame mikhan toro az change man dar biaran,khob che kar mishe kard?
ATLAS TALAYE dige
vaghty dari fekr mikoni ke man daram fekr mikonam keto dary fekr mikoni
keman be chi fekr mikonam delam mikhad ke fekr koni ke man beto fekr mikonam
Torke ba zanesh zire pato boode vali hich kari nemikarde zanesh behesh mige
rasti man ye sorakh darama! Torke mige , migam az ye ja sooz miada
Do........Doo........Doos........Doose........Dooset........Doosett........Doosetta = 6 ta
Emruz ruze Harfhaye Nagoftast!Che harfii delet mikhad be man begi ke ta hala natunesti??
In Smso baraye dustanet befrest,javabash barat jaleb khahad bud
Kherse miyofte donbale lore Lore mire balaye derakht. Khers mige: vaya vakham vakhoramet.
Lor: to ham lori? Khers: inja hame hayvoona loran, be joz khar ke torke
Pakkone tahe etod mesle eshgh o dust dashtane,
ya enghad azash estefade mikoni ke tamam mishe
ya delet nemiyad azash estefade koni ta gom mishe
Shabahate energie hastei & zane dovom:
1.Har 2 haghe mosallame mast!
2.Har 2 baraye chand sal bad lazeme!
3.Har 2 bayad penhani donbal beshe!
4.Har 2 age LOW bere miri shoraye amniat
Shenidi Ketaba gharareh boomi beshe
tehran : baba ba 206 amad,
tabriz : baba ba barbari amad,
ghazvin : baba ba pesare hamsaye amad,
rasht: an mard raft baba amad
Dalil pishraft Amrikayia nesbat be Iranian:
Amrikaiya kireshoon to kose, Fekreshon to kar,
Amma Irania Fekroshon to kose, Kireshoon to kar
kosi didam dar aghushash dudul ast,
ze kutah budane tulash malool ast,
begoftam gham chera ghotrash ke khub ast,
begoft vel kon baba keifash be tul ast
Ghanoone haftome niuoton :
age tokhmat la dar gir kone sorate sot az sorate noor bishtar mishe
Be ye torke migan ba pastoo jomle besaz?
mige kiram to dahanet. migan in ke pastoo nadasht migeh : PAS TOO koonet
ghanoone dahom nioton :
age betuni ba sorate nur kun bedi mituni be dahta khanevade nun bedi
emrooz rooze harfaye nagoftast aya harfi bode ke be man nagofti
Mard bayad mesle Kir ostovar, mesle Khaye oftade
mesle Gooz por hayahoo, mesle Kos mehman navaz
va mesle Pestoon roozi resoon bashe.(RASTI KHEILI MARDI)
Be torke migan kosoof shode mige ohoh che jaye badi ham oof shode
Be khoda migan chera aval mard ro afaridi bad zano ?
Mige shoma ham age bekhahid chizi benevisid aval cheknevis mikonid bad paknevis
Ye pesare be doost 2khtaresh mige :
ye boos midi.
2khtare mige sabrkon fale hafez begiram
javab fal: ey dust made boos be in kos keshe dayyos
Sarmaye omre adami 1 nafas ast va on 1 nafas az baraye 1 ham nafas ast
gar nafasi ba nafasi ham nafas ast on 1 nafas az baraye 1 omr bas ast
Kir ra porsidand: to ra kose tang nekust ya kune bi mu?
barkhast be roye khaye neshasto goft: darvish har ja ke ravad khaneye oost
SEX=Energy
Kir : Nirugahe Abi
Koon : Nirugahe Gazi
Kos : Nirugahe Gazoeili
Khaye : Nirugahe Hastei
Mani : Uraniome Ghani'shode
Ezdevaj : Porotokole Elhaghi
Short : Natanz
Talagh : khoruj az NPT
Madar'zan : Rusie
Bache : Bomb atom
Dadgahe khanevade : Shoraye Amniat
Khotbe Aghd : Energie Hastei haghe mosallame mast
Shabhaye amaliat yadesh bekheir bachehaye 14. 15 sale miparidan roo min
haji migoft chera roo min? Bepar roo in !Onaiy ke paridan roo min shahid shodan ,
ama oonaiy ke paridan roo in alan daran sms mikhonan
Torke dashte khodesho mizade migan chi shode?
mige : mane bigheyrat taze fahmidam az kojaye nanam dar omadam
raftam pishe ye pishi goftam zane man mishi?
goftesh por roo nemishi? goftam mese shipishi .
gom shi peida nemishi. goftesh che ghadr serishi.
goftam age zanam shi az dastam rahat mishi
har smsi ke be man bedi va tekrari nabashe,ye derakht to behesht be namet mishe
ghadimiha : ghomaro aragho khanom bazi ,
emroziha : exo sexo 2khtar bazi .
maham ke ; chipsoo pofakoo smsbazi
Har vagt delet tang shod,ba sorakhe konet avazesh kon.
On vaght ye kon e tang dari ba ye dele goshad
Kojaee? daran kopone kir midan! ye fotokopi az kunet befrest ta barat begiram
"amman yojibo moztareeza doa va yakshefo soo"
agar be ghodrate in doaa baraye shafaye bimaran iman darid
in doaa ra baraye 3 bimare ravanie digar befrestid
eshghe vaghei mesle rooh mimoone. hame dar moredesh sohbat mikonan,
vali kheili kaman oonaie ke bebinanesh
Yadame bache boodim,too gozashte haye door
on zamoon ke ghalbe ma por bood az shadi o shoor
Roozi ke toro didam moohat ro bafte boodi
az gole sepide yas gelooband sakhte boodi
bad az oon rooze ghashang az khoda razi shodam
az dame sobh ta ghoroob ba to ham bazi shodam
che roozhaye khoobi bood vali afsoos zood gozasht
ta ye cheshm be ham zadim,rooz o hafteha gozasht
yadame roo ye derakht 2 ta del kande boodim
saale ba'd az oon kooche ma dige rafte boodim
shayad oon delha dige khoshkide roo sagheha
shayad ham bozorg shode zire bale shakheha
shayad oon delha dige khoshkide roo sagheha
shayad ham bozorg shode zire bale shakheha!!!
digar doost nadram bozorgtar shavam ! ...
nemidanam ... shayad behtar bood baazi ha hichgah tamam nemishodand ...
shayad behtar bood bikhiali haye koodaki
baraye hamishe baghi mimandand ... shayad behtar bood hich chiz nemidanestam ... hich chiz ...
kash baba hichvaght ab nemidad ...
kash baran nemibarid ta aan mard ba asbash biayad o yek khate ghermez bekeshad rooye koodakiam ...
kash man bache boodam hanooz ...
che gune mitunestam harfe shenas name am ra bavar konam
va tamame kabutar haye chahi ra az yad bebaram va arezou nakonam
mesle una 2ta bale kuchik dashte basham, age rasti bozorg mishodam ,
unvagh ba un hame bachegi ke tuye delam talanbar shode bud che mitunestam bokonam .
baraye 100 sale digar ham koli bachegi dashtam. pishe khodam goftam:
tamame bachegiham o negah midaram ,bezar digaran har che deleshun mikhad began.
hamin ja tuye kuche kudakimi manam , tuye ruzhayi ke por az parvane ast ,
zire asmani ke kutah va khorshidash dame dast ast.
bi khial baz ham az rooye jadvale khiaban rad misham o zire lab avaz mikhunam ,
baz ham sa'at ha mi'eistam o be abrhayi ke shekle babr o palang mishan nigah mikonam ,
baz ham arezou mikonam yek rooz lubiaye sehr amiz dar baghche ma berooyad
va mara ta un ghole asemuni bala bebare ,
baz ham delam mikhad yek rooz band angoshti ra peyda konam ta ba ham doost beshim
bezaramesh tuye jibam va hame ja ba khodam bebaramesh ,
hata tuye kelase dars. akhe mage mishe dige delam baraye juje ordake zesht nasooze
chetor mitunam negarane gole sorkhe shazde kuchulu nabasham
va neile javun ra ta residan be mamanesh hamrahi nakonam
va az adam bad haye tarsnake un zahram nattereke
